"Mike?" you ask seductively, "Out of all the people in the world, including the Dalai Lama, Mary Kate Olsen, and Spiderman, who do you think has the least faith in your ability to craft a blog post? Who finds your posts soooooo boring that they feel obligated to tag you with the most rote of blog memes?"

Good question. Hmmmm. It's pretty much a tossup between Spiderman and the saucily lowercase janelle renée. In honor of them, I present the world's most boring blog meme. I have been asked to....

1. Go into my archives.
2. Find my 23rd post.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the text of the sentence in your blog along with these instructions.
5. Tag five other people to do the same thing.

Tell you what, janelle (and blog-less Spidey), I'll meet you 4/5ths of the way. The sentence that you have been eagerly anticipating all day is.....

She was waggling her derriere at my wife, squealing "Kiss my booty butt!".

Man, apparently not much has changed around here in a year and a half.

I won't do step #5 because the line must be drawn HERE!