Barf is funny.
You know what else is funny? Butts. Butts are funny. So when I saw the headline on the left of this magazine cover, I was amused.
I'd LOVE to remodel my butt! I'm thinking something hairless, maybe in a tan color. Also, as long as I'm remodeling, might as well build a half-bath in there. I'd save a TON of time if I had a toilet built right into my ass.
Thank goodness for magazines like this. Journalism is alive and well in America. See their article next month on how lobotomies save pounds!
(Update: I suck at including pictures in my blog!)
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A toilet built right into your ass...that is great! Boy that would sure help with those long vacation drives. Do you think jeans would then come out with those "open doors" in the back like the old red long underwear used to have??
There's no need for the "open door". You merely flush away your "output". There may be issues with sewage pipes and what not, but I'm not really a details guy. I'm the big idea guy.
Jodi, are you saying that barf and butts aren't on the humor spectrum? Or just that I'm crass? I'll buy the latter.
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