I used to post long involved stories about amusing things that happened to me when I was younger. These days all I seem to have time for is "Hey, here are three weird things that my daughter barfed up."
Barf is funny.
You know what else is funny? Butts. Butts are funny. So when I saw the headline on the left of this magazine cover, I was amused.
I'd LOVE to remodel my butt! I'm thinking something hairless, maybe in a tan color. Also, as long as I'm remodeling, might as well build a half-bath in there. I'd save a TON of time if I had a toilet built right into my ass.
Thank goodness for magazines like this. Journalism is alive and well in America. See their article next month on how lobotomies save pounds!
(Update: I suck at including pictures in my blog!)