Monday, November 24, 2008

I was pissing at the urinal today at work when I looked down. Laying on the floor, just on the other side of the stall divider, was a single peanut. This isn't the first time I've found chunks of food in that bathroom either.

Look, I've been known to kill a little time in the bathroom. I've read newspaper articles, I've played games on my phone, and on the occasional bad day, I'll just kind of hang out and hide in there. However, it has NEVER occurred to me to bring treats along.

Hey, I loves me some snacks, I just prefer to separate my inputting from my outputting. I'm not sure which office wacko couldn't stop crapping for one minute while he ate, or couldn't stop eating for one minute while he crapped, but he is a sad strange little man.

It's probably Pablo.

5 comments:

Avery Gray said...

It's always Pablo.

Mike said...

Ain't it though.

yajeev said...

what. a. great. idea.

yajeev said...

just read this post to my wife. she suggested that public restrooms might do well to include vending machines or cotton candy peddlers.

Mike said...

Yajeev, my standard consultancy fee applies for all great ideas.