Here's a post that was 2 years in the making.
Although I'm generally a gambling and prognosticating man, I don't try to predict elections. As it turns out, my political preferences don't closely match those of the American majority, so I don't even bother trying to figure out what America wants.
Two years ago though, I learned enough about a certain man to predict that he would become our next president. And...
As Pablo said today, "What's that smell? Ahhhh, it's that new president smell. Mmmmmmm."