Holidays are a magical time for families. Hank can vividly recall several very special Winter Present Tree Day (or whatever they call it) celebrations that included:

• The time the dog ate the turkey
• The time the kitchen sink exploded on Winter Present Tree Day Eve
• The time Hank called every member of her family "idiots" while playing Apples to Apples

It is with great pride that I now add a new and worthy member to that excellent list:

• The time Mike fell into the septic tank

There's nothing quite like an old-fashioned holiday season in the country. Ma-freakin-gical!