Friday, December 21, 2007

Holidays are a magical time for families. Hank can vividly recall several very special Winter Present Tree Day (or whatever they call it) celebrations that included:
  • The time the dog ate the turkey
  • The time the kitchen sink exploded on Winter Present Tree Day Eve
  • The time Hank called every member of her family "idiots" while playing Apples to Apples
It is with great pride that I now add a new and worthy member to that excellent list:
  • The time Mike fell into the septic tank
There's nothing quite like an old-fashioned holiday season in the country. Ma-freakin-gical!


Will said...

And lived to tell about it! It's a little suspicious that you claim to have fallen into the septic tank since producing harmonious gases is your special skill.

newnorth said...

How the heck did you fall into the septic tank?

Sue said...

Oh please tell me more is coming about the septic tank!

Mike said...

Oh, you know more is coming. If spend valuable internet resources on my farts, I'll surely pollute the Internet with tales of septic tank exploration.

Deb said...

I think Hank and I would get along beautifully. Cell phones and all.

Mike said...

Deb, give us a call when you're next in San Francisco. You and Hank can go to cell phone stores and call them idiots.