I decided to do a video instead of typey-typey today.
Now that you've seen that, let me answer some questions:
Q) Do you know that sucked?
A) Yes. I tried hard to maintain the same level of excellence in the video as I do in my regular blog posts.
Q) Am you talking too fast or mumbling?
Q) Does your voice normally sound like that?
A) Not in my head.
Q) I'm going to inform the Center for Disease Control about your office.
A) That's not a question.
Q) Am you normally that... uh.... affected?
A) Kind of.
Q) Is this post in honor of your first real blog post being three years ago from today?
A) Really? Three years? Man, that's time poorly spent. Anyway, no, but thanks for noticing.