Daisy: Daddy, want to play a game?
Me: Ok, what game?
Daisy: Let's pretend that I'm a kid just waking up in the morning, and you're my dad.
Me: Hokay
Daisy: And then we'll pretend that you're helping me get dressed and after that we'll pretend to have breakfast, ok?
Me: ....
Daisy: Ok, daddy?
Me: Do you realize that we're just pretending to do the things that I'm normally hassling you to do during the school week?
Daisy: ....
Me: Why is it fun to do these things as a pretend game but not for real?
Daisy: You're not playing this right.