I have a theory.

I believe that Michael Moore and Rush Limbaugh are the same person. He's some sort of political schizophrenic. Either that or there was a horrible transporter accident (substitute Kirk's goatee for Moore's scruff and baseball cap).

I don't have access to fancy DNA tests, and frankly, I still haven't completed my plan to get the DNA samples, so to prove my theory, we'll just have to have an old-fashioned weigh-off. Scales do not lie, my friends. If the weights match, it is a factch.

A free GMail invitation to the first person who can prove that they saw Rush and Michael in the same bat place at the same bat time.