Saturday, December 03, 2011

Jesus, I suck at this.  Here's all I got.

The day before Thanksgiving break, I chatted with a few co-workers about their Thanksgiving plans.  When they asked about my plans, I shared with them that I'd be taking Wednesday afternoon off from work so that I could clean up after Hank and Daisy's epic pie-making effort, which would undoubtedly cover the entire kitchen with flour.  I phrased it unfortunately.

Me:  Well, I think I'll be spending the afternoon deflouring the countertops.

Confused Coworker:  Deflowering your countertops?  Uhhhhhhh, I don't think you know what that word means.

Me:  What?.... Oh, no!  Jesus, I am NOT going to be having sex with the countertops!

I am not respected at my job.


Anonymous said...

Homophonic conflict!


Sue said...

You ARE good. Made me laugh.

Anonymous said...

Would any of you readers out there give me a bit of support in trying to get this lazy git off his arse and back to regular blogging, as in, oh I don't know, how about twice monthly or, heaven forfend, weekly.

patsy said...

what is wrong? are you ill? long time since you been on the board.