I walked into the bathroom at work today to take a leak and was instantly assaulted by a foul stench. I'm no gastroenterologist, but somebody in that building is rotting from the inside out. It was an epic stench.
I breathed through my mouth while using the urinal, but I always employ that technique with reservations. I mean, isn't the purpose of our nasal passages to try and filter out some of the nasty stuff in the air? So, if I'm breathing through my mouth, aren't I just sucking in all those fecal bits unfiltered?
But I digress.
I hustled to wash my hands and get out of there, and of course just as I was exiting the bathroom, a couple of co-workers entered.
"It wasn't me!" I mumbled, rushing out the door.
These things never happened when I worked at home.