Telemarketer: Hi, can I please speak to Michael Ughblay?
Me: That's me, sort of.
Telemarketer: Hi Michael, how are you doing this evening?
Me: Ducky. And your bad self?
Telemarketer: Very good, thanks for asking. I'm calling this evening to remind you of elections tomorrow and to ask for your support for David Chiu...
Me: Tah dah!
Me: I've got a rule. Whenever someone calls me to solicit my vote, I'm forced to vote for the OTHER person.
Telemarketer: But, are you familiar with the county commissioner office?
Me: I don't have to be, do I now? You've made up my mind for me.
Me: So, thanks for helping me decide who to vote for!
Telemarketer. *grumbly* You're welcome. Have a good evening.
Me: Right back atcha
She seemed nice.