- When I discovered that the Mute button on my work phone is really just a Muffle button.
- When I mistakenly asked the PTA President if she was inviting me to a sex party.
- When I mistook someone's mom for a transvestite.
Me: I think Malcolm is the funny one.
Maggie: What did you say?
Me: Malcolm. Out of you two, Malcolm is The Funny One.
Maggie: Oh, look at the time.
It occurred to me at this moment that I was an idiot. I looked for the backspace key.
Me: I mean, he's funny, right?
Maggie: Whatever, Mike.
Me: Dammit. I totally forgot how you hold grudges. You're going to be mad at me... forever, huh?
Maggie: I officially reserve the right to speak at your funeral.
Me: Malcolm, help me out here. Who's funnier, you or Maggie?
Malcolm: I can't believe you did this to me.
Eh, who needs friends.
7 comments:
Best-case scenario: Malcolm and Maggie look back on this conversation, laugh at its stupidity, and refer to YOU as "the funny one."
Your best-case scenario is also a fantasy-land scenario. Maggie will give up this grudge when Bush admits it was a mistake to invade Iraq.
http://www.startribune.com/politics/18907384.html
This is about as close as you'll get:
President Bush said Tuesday he was disappointed in "flawed intelligence" before the Iraq war and was concerned that if a Democrat wins the presidency in November and withdrew troops prematurely it could "eventually lead to another attack on the United States."
D'oh!
Yajeev, like President Bush, I am also concerned about flawed intelligence: mine.
Avery, well said.
i don't get it. gaffes #1-3 were funnier...
Hey Anon, apparently I'm both tactless and a crappy writer. It was a gaffe because apparently Maggie takes pride in her humor. I'd feel the same way if someone declared Hank to be funnier than me (although she can hold her own).
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