"Finally! A blog that cures cancer!"
Isn't prolific just another way to say blathering blabbererer?I had no idea I'd joined such an insidious movement against Blow Pops! I love Blow Pops! I should stop this madness right now.But today I'm going to blog about teeth--the Blow Pop's natural enemy. What's a girl to do?
Avery, no, prolific doesn't mean that you blather. It means that you're Pro Life. I decoded the message embedded in the picture of my chest hairs and found your anti-abortion message.
I think you might be shocked to know that I am in fact a Republican. Have I just blown your mind?
I'm pretty hard to shock. The last time I was shocked probably had something to do with my first girlfriend. Regardless I already had you pegged as a conservative. I think it was the "Damn. Dirty. Hippies." line.
I had no idea I was so transparent!
Transparent? Maybe it's me who is perceptive!
No, that couldn't be it.
Do I need to separate you two?
I don't know what's more amusing. Your blogs or the two of you fighting in the comment section. Just for that, I'm putting you both on my blog roll. No, wait... I may have to blog ABOUT you.
Avery, maybe on your blog, I'm some sort of rube, but here at Ogblay land, I am perceptive, bordering on omniscient. (although it took my wife to point out to me that your URL is A Very Gray Day, whereas I just kept reading it as Avery Gray Day, which seemed to be some sort of holiday)Yajeev, would you allow us to co-mingle if we brayed like a donkey?Deb, you think there's no room in this argument for you? Oh, there's room. You're on my team.
Go ahead, act like asses.Heehaw.
Oh, yeah. You're quick on the uptake. And if you get Deb, I get Yajeev. It's only fair.Come on, Yajeev! We're shirts.
Hey, come pick up your award!
Avery, I will place this award next to the last award I received, which I believe was "Most School Spirit" from 8th grade.Thanks!
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