Thursday, August 23, 2007

Chloë Sevigny tagged me, because apparently she hates me. As it turns out, I am hated in many corners of the Internet, including New Jersey. Me thinks that she's just trying to avoid another Beard post.

The beard will not be denied. But, I am without a hilarious reason to avoid this tag, so I will accept. Below, please find several fascinating lists about me Me ME!!*

JOBS I'VE HELD
  • Grill guy at Wendy's (If you received a burnt chicken sandwich during the summer of 1984, my bad)
  • Photo processor at 1-hour photo shop (I've never been as good at any other job as I was at this one)
  • Fluffer
  • Office temp drone
  • Software developer

MOVIES I CAN WATCH OVER & OVER AGAIN
  • Office Space
  • High School Musical
  • Pulp Fiction
  • Moulin Rouge

MY GUILTY PLEASURES
  • Political blogs
  • TV shows with scantily clad ladies
  • Being injured and unable to run
  • Pork that's just going to go to waste unless I eat it
  • Survivor

PLACES I HAVE LIVED
  • New Jersey
  • Thailand
  • New York
  • Walnut Creek, California
  • Berkeley, California
  • Silicon Valley
  • San Francisco, California

SHOWS I ENJOY
  • The Office
  • The Daily Show
  • The Colbert Report
  • Clean Sweep
  • Battlestar Galactica
  • South Park

FAVORITE VACATION SPOTS
  • Oahu
  • Kauai
  • Maui
  • Molokai
  • Hawaii

FAVORITE FOODS
  • Chocolate
  • Dolsot bi bim bop
  • Sweet and sour shrimp

WEBSITES I VISIT DAILY
  • Looksmart.com
  • Too many blogs
  • CNN.com
  • Slashdot.org
  • ESPN.com


BODY PARTS I HAVE INJURED
  • Collarbone
  • Hip
  • My brother-in-law's shoulder
  • Penis

AWARDS I'VE WON
  • Most School Spirit
  • Best Beard
  • Valedictorian

NICKNAMES I'VE BEEN CALLED
  • Mikey
  • Mickey
  • Mikey Mike Mikerson
  • Mmmmike
  • Mr. Surly


* There's only one lie in each list.

7 comments:

Sue said...

Let me guess:

-oops, haven't seen any of them
-political blogs
-New Jersey
-Clean Sweep (but I haven't seen it)
-Oahu
-huh?
-Looksmart.com
-john thomas
-Mickey

How'd I do?

Mike said...

Sue, you got 4 right. That's like an D+.

Pensive Turtle said...

Hell if having lived in NJ isn't a lie, it certainly explains a lot! Thanks to The Beard for making you play along!

Mike said...

Not only have I lived in NJ, I was born there.

Anonymous said...

Hah! Sweet n sour shrimp. I don't think so.

--pablo

Mike said...

Pablo, maybe I've learned to love sweet and sour shrimp in the eternity since we last had lunch.

The Tart said...

Fact: Bears eat beets!

"Michael!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Smooch,
The Tart
; *