Chloë Sevigny tagged me, because apparently she hates me. As it turns out, I am hated in many corners of the Internet, including New Jersey. Me thinks that she's just trying to avoid another Beard post.

The beard will not be denied. But, I am without a hilarious reason to avoid this tag, so I will accept. Below, please find several fascinating lists about me Me ME!!*

JOBS I'VE HELD

• Grill guy at Wendy's (If you received a burnt chicken sandwich during the summer of 1984, my bad)
• Photo processor at 1-hour photo shop (I've never been as good at any other job as I was at this one)
• Fluffer
• Office temp drone
• Software developer

MOVIES I CAN WATCH OVER & OVER AGAIN

• Office Space
• High School Musical
• Pulp Fiction
• Moulin Rouge

MY GUILTY PLEASURES

• Political blogs
• TV shows with scantily clad ladies
• Being injured and unable to run
• Pork that's just going to go to waste unless I eat it
• Survivor
  

PLACES I HAVE LIVED

• New Jersey
• Thailand
• New York
• Walnut Creek, California
• Berkeley, California
• Silicon Valley
• San Francisco, California

SHOWS I ENJOY

• The Office
• The Daily Show
• The Colbert Report
• Clean Sweep
• Battlestar Galactica
• South Park

FAVORITE VACATION SPOTS

• Oahu
• Kauai
• Maui
• Molokai
• Hawaii

FAVORITE FOODS

• Chocolate
• Dolsot bi bim bop
• Sweet and sour shrimp

WEBSITES I VISIT DAILY

• Looksmart.com
• Too many blogs
• CNN.com
• Slashdot.org
• ESPN.com

BODY PARTS I HAVE INJURED

• Collarbone
• Hip
• My brother-in-law's shoulder
• Penis

AWARDS I'VE WON

• Most School Spirit
• Best Beard
• Valedictorian

NICKNAMES I'VE BEEN CALLED

• Mikey
• Mickey
• Mikey Mike Mikerson
• Mmmmike
• Mr. Surly

* There's only one lie in each list.