You twisted perverts.
Let first say that I get a lot of sick bastards coming to this blog via various twisted search criteria. There are many different search combinations of Daughter Poop Panties Whoops Cheerleaders that seem to lead here. Also, there appears to be something called Blay Boy Sex that is very popular with our Arab visitors mistakenly arriving at this corner of the ogosphereblay. I'm not sure exactly what that is, but it sounds suspiciously like AMBLA.
I'm not talking to those people though. I'm talking to you other perverts. Two of you in particular. First up is the perv who got here by searching on Raisin Porn.
Raisin porn? Raisin porn?!? What the hell is that? What possible overlap could there be between sweet wholesome pornography and evil devious raisins? It's not even that you're bold enough to screw a raisin, you just get off on seeing other people do it. You are pathetic. Although this blog is the #1 result returned by MSN for Raisin Porn searches, this is no home for you. I recommend Fresno.
Next up is the would-be terrorist who is obviously crafting the most dangerous weapon ever conceived of by humankind. You seek to combine the most insipid agricultural species known to man with government regulations powerful enough to fell the mightiest of corporations. I speak, of course, of the person who searched for Sarbanes Oxalis.
Demonspeak! My wife can attest to the countless hours she has spent battling the onerous Sarbanes-Oxley requirements at her job. It has consumed and spat up entire departments of employees. Meanwhile, I have documented my endless and futile efforts against the evil and relentless Oxalis weed in my very own backyard.
But to combine those two is evil genius on a super villian level! I'm not sure you even comprehend the monstrosity that you are creating. It's appetite for financial requirements documentation will be INSATIABLE! It will destroy the corporate landscape, world-wide, leaving behind a never before seen swath of destruction and vitamin C filled stalks. Good for scurvy, but very bad for business.
I would kindly suggest that you find a more productive outlet for your criminal tendencies, like maybe fucking raisins.