My neighborhood is all abuzz with rumors that it might snow in San Francisco in the next day or two.
Let me tell you something.
It has snowed in San Francisco. Probably once in the decade that I've lived here. However, I'm going to go out on a meteorological limb here and make a bold prediction. Please make sure you're seated. Those of you who have weak hearts or have been recently "seasoned" with buckshot should click away now.
It is not going to snow in San Francisco this weekend. You heard it here first.