I spent a long time pondering who deserves a healthy dose of my own special brand of Christmas cheer. Orphans? No, let them believe in something. Katrina victims? No, they've suffered enough. That leaves...
Yes, tomorrow morning the family and I will depart for the great state of Vermont where I will bitch and moan to a new audience.
"Do we have to celebrate Christmas?!?"
"How do you people live like this?! No Tivo? No broadband?? SNOW?!?!"
My in-laws are nice people, but they've made the mistake of indulging me in the past. Now they have to put up with Grinch 2005 in their house.
I'll be blogging while I'm gone, but let me take this opportunity to wish you all a Happy Winter Present Tree Day!