Wednesday, December 21, 2005

I spent a long time pondering who deserves a healthy dose of my own special brand of Christmas cheer. Orphans? No, let them believe in something. Katrina victims? No, they've suffered enough. That leaves...

My inlaws!

Yes, tomorrow morning the family and I will depart for the great state of Vermont where I will bitch and moan to a new audience.

"I'm cold!"
"Do we have to celebrate Christmas?!?"
"How do you people live like this?! No Tivo? No broadband?? SNOW?!?!"

My in-laws are nice people, but they've made the mistake of indulging me in the past. Now they have to put up with Grinch 2005 in their house.

I'll be blogging while I'm gone, but let me take this opportunity to wish you all a Happy Winter Present Tree Day!

7 comments:

Leesa said...

Hmmm, Winter Present Tree Day sounds quite interesting. As I was reading this post, I noticed AGAIN the mention of boobs. I'm starting to see a pattern here. Either that, or I really haven't been paying attention.
So are alot of women contributing to your buxom women collection? :)
Have a great trip and Winter Present Tree Day, Mike!

Mike said...

Hey, I didn't mention boobs in this post! I guess I'm all growed up now.

Siôn said...

Oh my God - Winter Present Tree Day! Jeez, have I been reading your blog for THAT long!!

Mike said...

Siôn, time flies when you're having fun, eh?

Leesa said...

Oh no...don't say you've growed up. That's not any fun!

chess h said...

Is Winter Present Tree Day anything like Non-Denominational Holiday Shrub Day? That's what we've celebrated for a while now.

Mike said...

Non-Denominational Holiday Shrub Day?!?! Christ! That's totally loony! No, Winter Present Tree Day is NOTHING like that. I'm not some kind of wacko.