Last night, after doing my usual slapstick schtick with my daughter, my wife and daughter asked me if I could go a whole day without making a joke. So, today, I have embarked upon that endeavor.
My Instant Messenger discussions, normally bursting with artfully crafted dick jokes, have been stripped bare of their humor. My emails have been lacking their perfunctory opening witticisms. Now, we must see what one of my blog posts looks like, without any attempts to crack wise.
Without further ado, here is what I have to tell the blogosphere: