I've come to the conclusion that I have abnormal tastes in women.

Last night I helped my wife set up a computer programming environment (Eclipse!) on our laptop so that she could do some Java work at home. I gotta say, the very thought of my wife doing Java programming gets me all hot and bothered. I love it when she compiles.

On Halloween I saw one lady doing some difficult juggling. I found myself oddly aroused.

Long ago I realized that one of the major things I was attracted to in a woman was competence. You show me a woman performing some complex task efficiently, and I go all ga-ga.

On the other hand, I also like a nice rack. Luckily, my wife, she's got it all. Except the juggling.