Yesterday someone got to my blog by googling Neif Perez Marital Status .

Well, well, well, how about that, little Neifi? Look who's suddenly Hubba Hubba material. Now that he has been picked up by the Cubs (and has hit 2 HRs in the last couple days, as many as he hit all season long with the Giants), he's marrying material. Attaboy!

Unfortunately, I must inform you, dear Neifi Perez Marital Status seeker, that I am unaware of his availability. I would encourage you not to be fooled by his recent heroics with the bat though. I'm fairly certain that they're unrepresentative of his abilities with any sort of stick. Best of luck to you and Neifi.