My wife had a job interview today and I was eager to hear how it went.
Me: How did your interview go?
Hank: It went pretty well! I always enjoy talking about interesting subjects with smart people, so I enjoyed it.
Me: You ENJOYED your interview? Oh my god. For me, it's like a rectal exam. I'm frantically pulling chunks of bloody polyp out of my ass and throwing them on the table, yelling, "Is THIS what you want? IS IT?!?!?"
Hank: Wow. I think I know why you don't do well in interviews.