Tuesday, February 15, 2011

My wife had a job interview today and I was eager to hear how it went.

Me: How did your interview go?
Hank:  It went pretty well!  I always enjoy talking about interesting subjects with smart people, so I enjoyed it.
Me:  You ENJOYED your interview?  Oh my god.  For me, it's like a rectal exam.  I'm frantically pulling chunks of bloody polyp out of my ass and throwing them on the table, yelling, "Is THIS what you want?  IS IT?!?!?"
Hank:  Wow.  I think I know why you don't do well in interviews.

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