Thursday, November 19, 2009

Ask any big name blogger and they'll tell you that one of the great joys and benefits of blogging is interacting with an audience. Of course by "interacting with", I mean "getting free stuff from". I have read many tales of bloggers getting ipods, lodging invitations, paypal donations, and most lucrative of all, sweet sweet boobie pictures.

So, when longtime reader, Nrd2, emailed me last week asking for my address, I looked forward to reaping some well-deserved blogging spoils.

And what did I get? Chocolate chip cookies? Cash? Sweet sweet porn? No, no, and no.

I got this:
It is, apparently, a wafer-thin and used napkin from a movie theater, that they used to wipe their dirty buttery fingers with. Nrd2, and her troublemaker boyfriend Bones, read my diatribe against one-ply toilet paper and naturally assumed that I'd enjoy receiving another example of Heisenpaper.

I guess I can be happy that they sent me used napkins and not used toilet paper.

6 comments:

Bones said...

After the movie, we discovered very high quality paper napkins and toilet paper in the restrooms. Shoulda gone in there first ... I think.

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Mike said...

You didn't pee before the movie? I'm worried about your hydration levels.

The 4th Sister said...

Mike, you just get all of the good stuff...

chess h said...

I hope the same reader doesn't find your gay porn star encounter post... who knows what kind of souvenir that will inspire.

Mike said...

4th Sister, I'm still waiting for your fan mail.

Hey Chess! Sadly I think I came home with souvenirs in the form of stains from that episode.