A conversation I had with my wife this morning:
Me: (reading the paper) Looks like Yom Kippur starts tonight. Are you ready?
Hank: Oh, yes. I'm preparing all the traditional Yom Kippur foods.
Me: .... Um, I think you're done then.
Hank: I am? Oh. Wait. Is this the holiday where...
Me: You fast? Yes.
Hank: I ...uh...
Me: When you said that line about preparing the foods, I couldn't tell if you were being really clever. I guess not.