Ahhhh, the wife just left town for a five day business trip.
Obviously I am looking forward to a few days of bachelorhood, including but not limited to: daily drunkenness, dirty laundry stuffed into nontraditional nooks and crannies (honestly, is there any rule that a dishwasher ONLY washes dishes?), and, most importantly, hot and cold running chicks. The ladies, they love the unkempt man.
I cannot think of any reason why this week can't be Mike's Big Irresponsible Week of Bachelorhood and Middle Life Crisis. (MBIWBMLC ™). Yes, that's what it will be.
That is, as soon as I choose which way to take care of Daisy for the week. So far, my top choices are:
1) Temporary cryogenic freezing (ala Ted Williams)
2) Carbonite freezing (ala Han Solo)
3) Freezer freezing (ala... she'd be setting a trend here)
So, yeehaw, all I need to do is pick an option, and then the debauchery of MBIWBMLC ™ begins!