Sunday, September 09, 2007

Ahhhh, the wife just left town for a five day business trip.

Obviously I am looking forward to a few days of bachelorhood, including but not limited to: daily drunkenness, dirty laundry stuffed into nontraditional nooks and crannies (honestly, is there any rule that a dishwasher ONLY washes dishes?), and, most importantly, hot and cold running chicks. The ladies, they love the unkempt man.

I cannot think of any reason why this week can't be Mike's Big Irresponsible Week of Bachelorhood and Middle Life Crisis. (MBIWBMLC ™). Yes, that's what it will be.

That is, as soon as I choose which way to take care of Daisy for the week. So far, my top choices are:

1) Temporary cryogenic freezing (ala Ted Williams)
2) Carbonite freezing (ala Han Solo)
3) Freezer freezing (ala... she'd be setting a trend here)

So, yeehaw, all I need to do is pick an option, and then the debauchery of MBIWBMLC ™ begins!

4 comments:

chess h said...

Except for the whole "head reattachment" thing, I think the Ted Williams route is the way to go.

Mike said...

Chess, I was worried about that too, but if it's good enough for Ted Williams....

Neel Mehta said...

I vote carbonite. The trick to it is to survive the freezing process.

Sadly, there's no such thing as temporary cryogenics. And before you say Austin Powers, realize that it was just a movie.

What? Star Wars is real!

Mike said...

Star Wars is probably not very real. Star TREK, however is right around the corner! I'll just induce a transporter loop and keep her in stasis that way. Yes!