Monday, May 28, 2007

Recently I was tagged to do a couple of blog memes. Now, while I am not 100% opposed to posts comprised of answers to stock quizzes, I found that I had nothing to say on those quizzes above and beyond what the "taggers" had already said. So, I'm going to make up my own damn meme with a little more wiggle room for the next person to add their own flava to the mix.

It's a fill-in the blank Offend-O-Fest

  • Religions other than my own are wrong because ______.
    • Because religion in general is that part of life that exists outside of knowledge or even emotion. That's not really what I'm about. I can't even imagine which religion I'd pick if I had to pick one. Something easy for sure. Maybe Lazianity?
  • Although it's not politically correct, I like to make fun of _____
    • The stupid! Oh, man, if we can't make fun of stupid people, then the terrorists have won. I also enjoy making fun of Ecuadorans. They are delicious!
  • Ways that George Bush is not like the Anti Christ include ______
      I can't remember the exact quote, but there's a famous saying that says something to the effect of when the Devil comes, he won't carry a pitchfork or have horns. Instead, the devil will be handsome and charming. That's how I know Bush isn't the Anti Christ.
  • The celebrity rumor that I wish to start is _____
    • That Adam Sandler is from Ecuador. I don't know what else to do to get that man out of the movies. He almost single-handedly ruined the comedy genre
  • Kids suck because _____
    • Cute don't pay the bills. Besides, I still haven't gotten over the trauma of having to wipe another human being's ass for several years. That just ain't right.

    Ta dah! That's my damn meme! I tag everyone who can see this sentence. You either have to fill out this questionnaire or make your own. As you can see, it's not hard.

    I especially tag Janelle and The Pensive Turtle (tag-backs! Hah!) , Moxie, and Carey.

    5 comments:

    Janelle Renee said...

    Hey! I think the childhood rule of "no tag backs" is still applicable well into adulthood.

    That being said, I'm not above offending people. I'm game!

    carey said...

    Ok, I'm an idiot: do I fill this out on MY blog? Hell, I don't even know how to pronounce "meme." Is it "mee-mee"? "meh-meh"? "Mehm"?

    Fortunately, I've been looking for just the right place to catalogue all the ways in which kids suck, so thanks for that.

    Mike said...

    JR, "no tag backs" is only in effect if called PRIOR to the game. You should have called that before tagging me.

    Carey, someone has control issues. Ok, here's what you do:

    1) Copy those questions (or questions that you've made up instead!) onto your own blog and answer them there.

    2) Pronounce it "meem" when discussing it in oral conversation.

    3) Profit!

    Pensive Turtle said...

    Crap! I just saw this! I will play along -- sorry for my delinquency!

    Mike said...

    PT, no prob. There's no deadline here.