A funny thing happened to me today.
Oh, wait. That wasn't me. Or it wasn't something funny. Either way, I got nothing.
There's work, of course. Given that I toil in the titillating field of enterprise software development, work is always a hoot and a half. However, since all my hilarious job stories today were either visual or olfactory, I'll just say that I've got a deadline this week for which I will redefine the word "done".