Opening day of the 2007 baseball season is just under seven weeks away. That means that I need to get my ass in gear and start working on my great baseball gambling program. I'm still a little fuzzy on how exactly I convert this program into real-world dollars, but I'm inspired by the business plan of other great minds.

Other deadlines also loom. There's a little known holiday called Valentine's Day that terrorizes all but the most romantic of us. Thankfully, Hank has taken the lead on this one. We had this awesome conversation yesterday:

Me: Oh, crap! Dammit! Gah! Valentine's Day is this week! AAAAAAHH! SOMEONE BOIL WATER!
Hank: It's ok. I have a plan.
Me: You have a plan?
Hank: Yes, I have it all figured out. I have a plan. Are you ready to hear it?
Me: *cautiously peering out of one eye* Yes.
Hank. Here's my plan. I propose that we do absolutely nothing for Valentine's Day.
Me: Oh, goddamn, I love you.