I have to write short stories.
Only six words per story allowed.
Shorter sentences? Sure. Six words TOTAL.
I've done 55 word stories. Poorly.
Moxie wants to see some cleverness.
Disappointment? All signs point to yes!
Ok, I'm all done practicing now.
SIX WORD STORIES FROM TODAY'S NEWS
SF Mayor cheats. Surprise at heterosexuality.
Global warming. Exxon makes billions. Inconceivable!
France bans smoking. Depardieu gains weight. (That last link is NOT safe for work)
Iraq still crappiest place to shop.
Hey, that was only marginally worse than I thought it would be. Low expectations are like manna from heaven.