Yesterday afternoon a kid came over to our house for a playdate with Daisy. The two kids played together pretty well, and Hank hung out nearby to keep an eye on them.
At one point Hank went to the bathroom shortly after the kid (a six year old boy) had emerged from it. She found that he had failed to flush the toilet (not alarming) and she was greeted with a nice turd floating in the bowl (also, not alarming).
What WAS somewhat alarming was that the turd was the only thing in the bowl. There was no toilet paper.
UPDATE: Hank has corrected my description of the contents of the toilet. She says, "I think you should know that it wasn't a single turd, floating harmlessly in the bowl, but a huge pile of poop down at the bottom. It looked like a moist, stinky experience."