There was a big deadline at work today. Our group finished in time, but the QA group, whose job it is to test everything, is running around logging incomprensible bugs and screaming that everything is broken. I keep having this conversation:
QA: Look out! The sky is falling!
Me: No it isn't.
QA: What's all that blue stuff on the ground then?
Me: Flowers. Those are irises. They're supposed to be there and they're actually quite pretty.
QA: Ok, but have you noticed that THE SKY IS FALLING?!?!
Me: Why do you keep saying that?
QA: Look at the sky! You can see the big hole where a chunk fell out!
Me: That's not a hole, it's the sun. I'd recommend you stop staring at it. You'll burn out your retinas.
QA: THE SKY IS BURNING ME!!
Me: I'm going to mark this bug as "Fixed".