Last night we held our irregularly monthly poker night. We broke out the booze, some new decks of cards, and our fancy poker chip set.
As with any good poker chip set, it comes with an extra poker chip marked with the word, "Dealer". This chip is supposed to sit in front of whomever is acting as the dealer during that hand. It's a handy visual reminder.
That chip isn't the perfect device though. It's a little small, could easily get lost, and frankly, does nothing to remind me of the last 10 years of servitude I've spent at my corporate job. Wait a minute! I have just the thing! After a quick modification with my handy dandy Sharpie...
Ahhhhhh, absurdity eases the pain of life. So heavy! I look forward to finding many more inappropriate uses for my crystal plaque "award". Thanks, Company B!