Telemarketer: Hello, may I please speak to Michael
Me: That's me.
Telemarketer: I'm calling today from
Me: Lady, I'll give you a choice. We can either end this conversation now, or I can waste your time by giving you meaningless answers to your questions. Which would you prefer?
Telemarketer: It's your choice, sir.
Me: Huh? You don't have any preference?
Telemarketer: No, sir.
Me: You don't care if I just give silly answers to your questions?
Telemarketer: No, sir. It's your decision.
Me: Oh...well...heck, let's go for it.
Telemarketer: Thank you, sir. Sir, do you currently work for a newspaper, television station, radio station or some other form of media?
Telemarketer: Pardon me?
Telemarketer: I don't understand.
Me: See, this is what I was talking about. This is where I give you silly and meaningless answers to your questions.
Telemarketer: So, would your answer be that you don't know?
Me: If that's the way you choose to interpret it.
Telemarketer: Those are all the questions I have for today, sir. Have a nice day.
Hey, I warned her.