I read today that the Bush campaign is sending Cheney to Hawaii for a campaign event. How does that happen?

Who looked at all the members of Team Bush and determined that the decidedly uneffervescent Cheney most embodied the "aloha" spirit?

If Kerry had gone to Hawaii, they'd have some ridiculous footage of him "hanging 10". What will the photo op be for Cheney? Perhaps a picture of an uncomfortably overdressed Cheney grimacing on the beach? Or maybe a shot of him feasting on the flesh of a small Hawaiian child. I can't wait.