tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6570740.post114360700882773998..comments2023-10-30T05:34:56.126-07:00Comments on I Am Prepared to Give Up at Any Time: Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6570740.post-1143731016188542552006-03-30T07:03:00.000-08:002006-03-30T07:03:00.000-08:00Zelda1, Vegas is truly a magical place.Zelda1, Vegas is truly a magical place.Mikehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02233465085998331063noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6570740.post-1143726316382014412006-03-30T05:45:00.000-08:002006-03-30T05:45:00.000-08:00Mike, I should have stayed married to him, he was ...Mike, I should have stayed married to him, he was filthy rich. My friend married the other old fart and he died four years later, leaving her one of the richest women in all of California. So, you see, I should have not judged a man by his hanes size. Yes, they were the largest size of hanes I ever saw in my life, and when he rolled over in bed that morning, yes we were in bed, his flesh looked like a huge white snowcapped mountain. I wanted to hurl. Actually when I woke up, I felt his legs and thought oh no, a one night stand, I'm such a slut, and then I slowly rolled over and there he was and I thought, No, hell no. And when I started out of the room, he showed me the picture. Oh it was awful, but no more, really no more.zelda1https://www.blogger.com/profile/04212809913449846878noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6570740.post-1143661190401131552006-03-29T11:39:00.000-08:002006-03-29T11:39:00.000-08:00jr, you haven't seen the " REL="nofollow">hamster ...jr, you haven't seen the <A HREF="http://www.hampsterdance.com/classorig.html<br/>" REL="nofollow">hamster dance</A> What <I>do</I> you do with your computer then?Mikehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02233465085998331063noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6570740.post-1143654755657323312006-03-29T09:52:00.000-08:002006-03-29T09:52:00.000-08:00I love Zelda comments: It's like reading 2 blogs a...I love Zelda comments: It's like reading 2 blogs at once! (Great story, Zelda!)<BR/><BR/>What's this dancing hamster thing? Never heard about it.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05572514705373755851noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6570740.post-1143650027084567332006-03-29T08:33:00.000-08:002006-03-29T08:33:00.000-08:00Zelda1, you were married to a lawyer without a pre...Zelda1, you were married to a lawyer without a prenup and you didn't get some dough out of it? Tsk tsk!Mikehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02233465085998331063noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6570740.post-1143631883540274762006-03-29T03:31:00.000-08:002006-03-29T03:31:00.000-08:00Back when I had perky breasts and was celebrating...Back when I had perky breasts and was celebrating my divorce from the sperm donor, my friend and I were picked up in a bar in Bakersfield and asked to join two men to Vegas to gamble. That was when I lived in Bakersfield so Vegas wasn't so far and I was drunk, plus I had smoked a lot of pot, and they were old, old, men and seemed harmless. Twenty-four hours later, I was slamming a photo of one of the huge huge old men and me, well he was holding me up and we were at a wedding chapel and we were married, to the same divorce lawyer who got me my freedom from the sperm donor. Anyway, to make a long story short. Too much drink, too much smoke, too little sense and 250 dollars for a quick annulment. Priceless.zelda1https://www.blogger.com/profile/04212809913449846878noreply@blogger.com