But I digress.
How has your life been enriched by the Internet?
Wait! Don't answer that. I already know! My sitemeter tells me exactly what you're looking for:
Jeff Stryker penis dripped : Mmmm hmmm, I've been there, baby. Oh, it dripped so good.
unreligious christmas : Apparently there is a war on Christmas! And apparently I'm leading it. Oh, Christmas celebrators, fear my mighty blog!
GiganticAsses.com : This innocuous phrase brings two hits on Yahoo. My blog, and the actual www.giganticasses.com website. Currently I'm listed at #2. My dream (and my new One Year Plan) is to be #1.
does staring at a women's breasts for 30 minutes equal 30 minutes of exercise? : Good question. Sir, you live in a beautiful beautiful world. I think I will dedicate my Two Year Plan to making your dream a reality. We will be both fit and happy.